Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
he fucked my hip out of place.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
I should put together a new mom basket for her. It would have diapers, vodka, ambien, and tissues for when she cries about her wasted youth.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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