That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
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