He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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