Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
I just elbowed a roll of wrapping paper, and said “ohh sorry”. I’m still drunk.
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