You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
I went to the bathroom like 8 times and each time I looked in the mirror and tried saying "I am sober." I burst out laughing when I got to "so-" every time. If you can't convince yourself, you can't convince anyone else. Fuck it, I'm going upstairs and drinking more.
You make your fellow Jews happy.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
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