The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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