i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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