NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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