i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
So I was throwing up in this fancy toilet at a party last night, when he decided it would be funny to flush it. It was a beday. I had to walk out with toilet water and regurgitated rumpleminze all over my face and shirt.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
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