I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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