wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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