I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
I think I am morally bankrupt
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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