i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
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