did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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