Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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