i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
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