people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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