She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
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