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ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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