I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
The bartender just legitimately thanked me for breaking the cycle of speed metal by playing mmmbop.
i don't think that has ever happened before in the history of man
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
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