If that was your dad, he is hot
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
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