I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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