Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
sex in a hospital.. check
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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