I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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