Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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