Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
Drake has all the answers
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
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