i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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