Its about making memories worth repressing
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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