Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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