I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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