You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
On Saturday, I sharted on my roommates dog while trying to make it smell my farts. Today I got security clearance to work for one of the most respected and secretive govt agencies in the US
It's the American dream
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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