Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
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