So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
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