Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
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