Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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