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(617): View more from Massachusetts

M and I are hungry and we are making your pizza in the fridge. But you're having sex and we're not so we dont feel bad.

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(347): View more from New York

tell your sister to shave her snatch

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(503): View more from Oregon

I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.

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(404): View more from Georgia

alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.

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(312): View more from Illinois

I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?

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(303): View more from Colorado

I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.

(303): View more from Colorado

well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you

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(619): View more from California

im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.

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(802): View more from Vermont

I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.

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(440): View more from Ohio

If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.

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