I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
