But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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