you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
50% drunk capacity currently
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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