Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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