he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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