Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
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