it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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