Is it normal to miss your booty call?
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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