I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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