please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
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