real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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