Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
I want a musical about memes.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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