i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
porn star boner night. come get it.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
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