wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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