Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
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