Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
God I need to hump something, right now.
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
Randomize
