I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
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