On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
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