He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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