i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
Randomize
