I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
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