my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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