also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
I am available for nakedness
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
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