Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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