I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
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